How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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