and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
should my penis look like a turkey
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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