god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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