return my video game
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
