since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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