That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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