I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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