He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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