she was so not down for the gang bang
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
how does that bad decision feel?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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