I'm laying in your front yard are you home
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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