His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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