How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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