Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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