So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Randomize
