I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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