Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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