I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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