): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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