Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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