Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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