THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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