it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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