Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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