thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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