yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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