So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Randomize
