Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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