our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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