Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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