then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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