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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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