I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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