My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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