Dude my mom stole all your condoms
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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