i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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