Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
