yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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