If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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