Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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