It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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