id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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