You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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