Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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