I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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