they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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