Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
