Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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