Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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