Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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