Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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