If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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