You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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