You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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