It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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