He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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