Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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