He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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